Tuco Salamanca

What did I say, man, this guy can COOK! You’re all right, you’re all right man… we’re gonna make a looot of money together. What did you say? Like they don’t already know that? Are you saying that they’re stupid? Okay, so you’re not saying that they’re stupid. So I don’t understand are you saying that I’m stupid?

No, you’re just speaking for me! Like I ain’t got the goddamn sense to speak for myself! Is that it? Is that what you’re doing? Heisenberg says, ‘Relax’!

What’s your name? Have a seat, Heisenberg. What is this shit? This is blue. TIGHT! Tight, tight, YEAH! Oh, blue, yellow, pink. Whatever, man. Just keep bringing me that. Alright. Money up front. Sometimes you got to rob to keep your riches, just as long as we got an understanding.

No? Alright, be that way. It’s your meeting. Why don’t you start talking and tell me what you want? Oh man! 50 G’s? How you figure that? Partner? Oh yeah, I remember that little bitch! So you must be his daddy. Let me get this straight… I steal your dope, hmm? I beat the piss out of your mule boy, and then you walk in here, and you bring me more meth? That’s a brilliant plan, ese. Brilliant.

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